Blue Wall Apartment

ADULT PARADISE FOUND!!! We welcome singles & couples (teenagers tolerated ;-) ) for minimum 1 week stays – exceptions only if you swap homes with us Our “Cozy Nest” boasts: - FIRST FLOOR in historic NYC building - KING size bed overlooking PRIVATE PARK – wake up to birds, squirrels, and zero traffic noise - Queen size pull-out bed for additional guests and/or Netflix buddies ;-) 60” FLAT SCREEN TV + 500Mb/s WIFI – binge away! Fully equipped kitchen – cook up romance or just cook up a storm ZERO noise pollution – sleep, relax, or sneak in a nap What makes you want to escape to our NYC oasis? Our apartment is nestled on serene PRIVATE LANDS shared among 10 buildings – THEN, steps away from NYC’s COOLEST STREET: 30th Avenue in Astoria (read why it’s #1 here: https://www.timeout.com/newyork/news/heres-why-we-think-astorias-30th-avenue-is-nycs-coolest-street-right-now-052621) Enjoy: - Quiet neighborhood vibes - Walking distance to Astoria’s trendy bars, restaurants & shops - 5-min walk to subway (M/R lines) – - 15-min ride to: Central Park, Rockefeller Center, 5th Ave boutiques, Times Square, Midtown magic Airport perks: 10-min taxi to LaGuardia 30-min taxi to JFK -HOUSE RULES- * CHECK IN TIME: AFTER 2PM * CHECK OUT TIME: BY 10AM * THE APT KEYS IF LOST ARE $50 PER KEY * NO PARTIES ALLOWED * NO SMOKING ALLOWED * NO PETS ALLOWED * NO UNREGISTERED GUESTS ALLOWED * NO SHOES INSIDE THE APARTMENT * DO NOT EAT OR DRINK IN THE BEDROOM * RESPECT THE NOISE CURFEW: 10PM - 8AM * TURN OFF LIGHTS & AC WHEN YOU LEAVE * TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING INSIDE THE APARTMENT * DO NOT REARRANGE THE FURNITURE * NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES OR GUNS ALLOWED * ALWAYS LOCK WINDOWS AND DOOR BEFORE LEAVING * DO NOT TOUCH THE ALARM SYSTEM AND SENSORS * KEEP THE SINKS AND BATHTUB LIDS ON ALL THE TIME TO KEEP WATER BUGS OUT * AT CHECK OUT THE APARTMENT MUST BE LEFT IN GOOD STATUS. WASH UP THE KITCHEN STUFF AND TAKE THE TRASH OUT. Thanks!